When I drink cum, everyone says I'm complete

when i eat a bomb im bombarded

Dude
What the hell

What the f**k

Of children

AYO WHAT THE FU-

Cursed comments

yes

How tf is this supposed to be dark humor?

Cause alcohol can effect your health, but fanta cant. So its like alcohol = alcoholic but fanta ≠ fantastic

when I drink ink, i black out, and wake up in coffin.

Because you die

no I just pass out bro

O ok

When I play the horn, people say I am horny.

how is this dark

Alchahol can be bad for health, fanta cant. Alchahol=Alchaholic. Fanta≠fantastic.

ok and
that has nothing to do with being dark humor

True. I also said that.

When I drink coke, people say I am addicted to cocaine

When I am on Chrome, people say I have the Chrome-a-virus (sorry if it is offensive).

your always fantastic

I mean at least they wouldn't call you a nazi

Why

because you can NAZI
(it's a joke because nazi replaces not see)

Search what year was fanta made

It says 1960, WW2 is like, 1567? (Idk)

When was fanta Discovered

Invented*

Idk

WW2 ended in 1945

So 15 years later Fanta was a thing

Lol

Sad

It's very sad.

when i eat a bomb im bombarded

Lol

damn :(

I've been hearing that one for years