welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion

Minus:...ok then

Ron: He's unconscious, but I think he's alive.

Minus: where did you come from?

Ron: I've literally been here the whole time. Pump. Pump, can you hear me?
Pump: R-Ron.
Ron: Yep, he's alive.

Minus:..ok then

Pump: I-I'm being taken to the Death Egg.

Minus:..Like the death egg for sonic the hedgehog?

Pump: E-exactly.

(out of nowhere sonic the hedgehog appears)

Pump: Sonic! It's you?

Sonic:...so who am i pounding?

Pump: Pl-please do.

Pump: Eggman.

Sonic: Hell yeah! Im here to pound somebody!

Minus:..why?

Pump: I-Infinite wants me to s-stop talking.

Pump: Hmm... I don't know.

Pump: *clears the song*

Pump: Oh. I still have no idea.

Minus:..who the f**k is infinite?

Pump: SOMEBODY SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Pump: Yes please.

Minus:....ok...want me to save u?

Sonic...shit

Minus:...bruh

Minus: well because you said something about the death egg i brought someone who has been on the death egg before!

Minus: ok lemme just call a friend real quick (starts texting on a phone)

Pump: He's a powerful mercenary. He can kill anyone in just one punch. He can control your mind. And he gets his power from the Death Egg.

Pump: *starts playing Galaxy Collapse on PIU M*

Minus:......why

Sonic: Easy!

Pump: He's with Infinite, Sonic.

Minus: ok my friends here..... try and guess who it is

DoyOP4: *looks at title* “Who ever said I was mortal?”

Ron: Dude. He put that in the title as a joke.

DoyOp4: “Oh. I totally knew that.” *enters roleplay*

Ron: He's still alive.

DoyOp4: “Ok. What happened?”

Pump: In-Infinite got me.

DoyOp4: “Who’s that?”

Pump: H-He's an all powerful being. He can kill anyone in just one punch. And he can control your mind.
Ron: You're forgetting something.
Pump: Hm? Oh yeah. He gets his power from the Death Egg.

DoyOP4: “Fun. Can I help with anything?”

Pump: You come rescue me if I get placed onto the Death Egg. And you can destroy it.

DoyOP4: “Or I can just instantly make you better with my power.”

Pump: Nah it doesn't work that way. Infinite's power can cause your power to cancel out.