the dream zombie apocalypse team

Pokémon Talk Squirtle: What the f**k happened to the world?!

What the f**k happened to the floor?

I can respect this.

What the f**k happened to michael?!
Meanwhile Michael: greetings pokefans zombie mike here

zombie grunty boi be like: i would like to talk about our sponsor, your brains! brains are are delicious snack that...

Bro grunty boi why cant you just wash your rotting corpse with dr squatch, the sponsor of this vider, specifically their new dead rat flavor

But the taste of brains is just so good. Thats why they are the sponsor