I knew it all along

Birds arent real! Biodegradable GPS trackers deployed from Anus. Sits on power lines to recharge. Eyes are cameras so big brother can watch you!

Suckers! You will see! We will be laughing when it is revealed!!

You may be on to something. (Or on something)

No, its a real thing!!

https://birdsarentreal.com/

I mean, come on, vaccines with 5g chips in it were just the beginning!