“Well I don’t know why specifically you but maybe something along the lines of ‘Ypu should get out more’ or ‘go on dates and hang out with actual people instead of being a famous YouTuber or whatever it is’”
“Oh.. well- Yeah.. great first thing to say to someone you haven’t met-“
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0 ups, 3y
*he'd be sitting down in a booth at a restaurant, he'd impatiently check his watch, when suddenly the man would sit down at the booth next to him* "oh, you're here... you're my blind date i assume..."
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0 ups, 3y
Star: *Ugh, I can't believe my mom made me do this... well, at least I'll get unlimited pizza*