I got this on my first try

pls convince the government not to arrest me
my hacking was for da lulz

Yay the Antichrist

the fact that I'm a christian

Lol same.

And I’m even Presbyterian which means I think the antichrist already happened. What am I saying?

Please be Democrat

I'm republican

Please be bipartisan

I'm don't support abortion

Same bro

I support keeping soldiers where they're need and not raising gas prices

Same bro
Not as much as you but same

Link bro