Website in the comments. Have at it, folks!

but how will they know who my favorite president even is?

Picture winning the contest, & when the lying blowhard walks in, look all disappointed & say "I thought FDR was going to be here."

https://secure.winred.com/save-america-joint-fundraising-committee/trump-fl-lunch-free

A little bird told me that the Manhattan DA prosecuting him just entered.

The cool thing is the email will resolve. I have a catch-all on my personal domain. Let's see if I win!