Crossbones Zenyatta temp

Lol-

HOW DARE YOU
-SLAPS-

No- ;-;

>:( you better treat her better mf

I didn't know what else to say

YOU GETTER SAY YES MAMM MF

To my God

tfym

It was supposed to be oh

ye

take it as a compliment

ngl you d-

No-

let her tap it

Hell no

DO IT YOU MIGHT GET PUSSY

I don't really want it-

ARE YOU GAY?

No I just don't really want to f**k her

do she smell-

Naw

She ain't really my type

she ugly?

She isn't bad looking

THEN TIE HER DOWN
YOU’LL HAVE A SIDE BITCH TO F**K IF YOUR MAIN HOES F**K UP
youn know how to be a player

No-
I don't want to

DO IT PUNK

No-

DO IT

why do you wanna death?
you should have said “thanks, you too”

I mean I did tell her she had a nice rack

damn I wish I had her confidence
I can't even walk up to someone and say hello

I just make a scene where ever I go heh

lucky extrovert

Yeah

Do I have a nice ass?

idk probably 🙃
I mean that as just a C O M P L I M E N T .

mfs out here with normal ass and I got the f**king flat ass 💀.
anyway nobody has a "bad ass" ass is just ass

anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk

I like flat asses tho

boy you're speaking c a p e n e s e
nobody does

No actually I've always liked flatter women

I don't know I just think they get in the way when they're too big

but I'm not just flat I'm f**king s k i n n y
ass doesn't even exist for me
my friends hold my wrist and they're like "why the hell are you so t h i n ?"
And I'm way too short too

Yeah my body is completely different from yours

I'm a tall fatass

also be glad you're tall
people use me as a shoulder rest 💀

I am very glad I'm tall

And since I'm fat people can use me as a big fluffy pillow

people actually do that to you?

Sometimes me and the bois would be watching a movie and what would just lay their head on my stomach

that's kinda mean 😐
would you like me to get out my cactuses

I don't think it's mean

I think it's nice that my friends do that

then we don't need these anymore *yeets my cactuses* :)
don't ask what I was going to do with those

I am really tempted to say you were going to use them as a d**do

no-
I was just going to inflict h a r m with them

no worries 😄

I would rather if you don't hurt my friends

I'M SORRY I WON'T 😭😭😭😭😭😭
if someone bullies you though call me up

Relax Lily

I'm big people would have to be very stupid to try to mess with me

go***mn I hate it when people say they are fat
you're not fat you're perfect

And you're not skinny your perfect

I'm for real I am very fat

you
are
not
fat

end of discussion I win haha

Okay