$1 trillion for infrastructure is a lot, that plus the opportunity to see a right-wing conspiracy come to life — if you’re a Democrat, it’s really a win-win!
*rolls up sleeve, gets boosted, evil flows through veins, skin falls off*
Yes — Democrats and Fauci working hand-in-hand (with an assist from Hunter Biden, probably), started up all this Covid crap just to piss Republicans off.
EXCELLENT NEWS COMRADES! SUPREME LEADER FAUCI HAS AGREED TO FUND 1 TRILLION DOLLARS FOR THE INFRASTRUCTURE BILL! ALL HE ASKS IN EXCHANGE IS THAT YOU ALL GET CAUGHT UP ON YOUR COVID VACCINE ALL THE WAY UP TO YOUR 11TH BOOSTER SHOT, WEAR A MASK AT ALL TIMES UNTIL YOU DIE, CALL ANY CRITICS OF HIM AKA SCIENCE ANTI VAXXERS, ALLOW HIM TO FUND COVID TESTS ON BATS THAT HE ABSOLUTELY PROMISES WON’T LEAK FROM THE LAB THIS TIME, AND LET HIM FEED BEAGLE FACES TO A BUNCH OF SANDFLIES, BECAUSE SCIENCE! ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES!!! IT’S FAUCI OUCHIE TIME!!!