*insert bad apple here*

DoyOP4: “Hello there!”

Pump?: I must destroy humanity.

DoyOP4: “Okay.”

Pump?: *Points his drill at him*

DoyOP4: “What?”

*The real Pump appears*
Pump: This isn't me, guys! Infinite made a clone of me using the Phantom Ruby. If we work together to destroy the Death Egg, we should be able to defeat this clone.

DoyOP4: “Who’s that? Well, sounds fun.”

Pump: *goes to Sunshine's house to grab his drill* OK, I'm all set.
Pump?: Worthless souls...

DoyOP4: “What should I do?”

Pump: Just head to the Death Egg! I'll stay here and distract the clone!

DoyOP4: “What’s the death egg? Wait, let me destroy the clone.”

Pump: The Death Egg is where the Phantom Ruby gets its power. If you stop the energy transfer by destroying the Death Egg, this clone will be gone.

hello

Both Pumps: Hello! I'm Pump.

cool!

Akira: *starts running for her life* What the hell is happening…

Pump?: *Starts chasing her*
*Infinite's theme starts playing for some weird reason*

Akira: *runs faster*

Real Pump: Destroy the Death Egg, and POOF! this clone will be gone! *Homing attacks him* I'll keep him busy while you and that other guy destroy the Death Egg!

Akira: What the hell is happening?

Pump: The Phantom Ruby gets its power from the Death Egg. You destroy it, and Infinite will be powerless.

Akira: Where the heck am I?

Pump: This is my home.

Akira: How did I get here…?

Pump: You just arrived here.

Akira: …okay?

Sunshine: *Wakes up.*
Jake: Water ye doing here?

Both: What are wisps?

Pump: Little creatures held in capsules. My wispon, the drill, is powered by yellow wisps.

Sunshine: That's horrible
Jake: Doesn't that count as animal cruelty

Pump: Consider who we're dealing with here, guys.

Pump?: Oh, you guys are here. *Tries his best to sound like Pump* Working for Eggman is a blast! Wanna join me in fighting on Eggman's side?

Jake: *Eye turns orange.* Ye aren't the real Pump!!!
Sunshine: No you aren't Pump.

Pump?: So you saw through my facade. Whatever, I still get this cool drill.

Jake: *Takes the drill.*

Real Pump: Joke's on you, his drill is merely a hologram. *Pulls out his real drill*

Jake: Oh...

Pump: As we haven't destroyed the Death Egg yet, Infinite still has the power to create clones, and he's one of them. *Points at the fake Pump*

Jake: I knew that

Pump: *scoffs* Infinite doesn't even bother to give the clones real weapons. I think I should be the distraction this time. *a capsule fills with yellow wisps appears* Perfect, I can use this to charge up my drill. *rams into it* Announcer: Drill!

Pump: You two destroy the Death Egg, I'll distract them over in Green Hill. Tails: *ksh* It's a good thing we already turned off the defense system, otherwise this would be more difficult.

Jake: What should I do?

Jake: Got it *Activates his plasma cannons.*
Sunshine: But I have motion sickness.

Pump, to Sunshine: DO IT OR ELSE I WILL HOMING ATTACK YOUR TAIL!

Sunshine: I'll puke if I go fly in the plane.
Jake: Leave her alone and I'm her bodyguard

*Pump breathes* Pump: Sorry guys, I have a real bad temper. Sonic: *ksh* You know most strangers we meet suddenly work for Eggman, you two are a nice change.

Jake: That is true, I lose me temper if someone threatens her.
Sunshine: It's okay Pump I forgive you

Pump: If I lose my temper like that again, I'm in deep trouble. I'm skating on THIN ICE as it is.

Jake: *Sighs.* I think I was a little too harsh on ye there. I was programmed to protect people

Pump: Hey PumpBot!
PumpBot: Hello, PUMP.
Pump: What's the fastest way to destroy the Death Egg?
PumpBot: The Death Egg can only be destroyed by BLASTING IT with a WEAPON or WISPON.
Pump: One more thing.
PumpBot: Yes, PUMP?
Pump: PumpBot, play You Can Do Anything.
PumpBot: Sure thing, playing You Can Do Anything from Sonic CD.

Jake: Well I have weapons *Shows them his plasma cannons.*

Pump: Hey PumpBot, define Wispon.
PumpBot: WISPON: A special weapon that only the avatar can use, charged by Wisps of a certain color.