THEN: DEMOCRAT RECIDIVIST SUSPECTED BLACK SUPREMACIST TIMOTHY SIMPKINS HAD HAD ENOUGH. EMBARRASSED BY THE BBC MEME, WHILE ONLY HAVING A TWO INCH PE**S, HE DECIDED TO TAKE REVENGE ON A BUNCH OF HONOR STUDENT REPUBLICANS. GOING TO HIS SCHOOL, HE SHOT FOUR, INCLUDING A REPUBLICAN TEACHER; NOW: HAILED BY DEMOCRATS FOR HIS DEEDS, MR. SIMPKINS IS CURRENTLY AT HOME, AFTER BEING RELEASED IMMEDIATELY ON $25,000 BAIL BY IMPRESSED DEMOCRATS. EXPECTED TO GET A SMALL FINE, THIS DEMOCRAT SAINT IS CURRENTLY WORKING ON A 4 ALBUM MUSIC CONTRACT WITH A TOP DEMOCRAT MUSIC LABEL.