No joke ocs please

Sunshine: Why are you yelling at them? And leave them alone!!!

???: BACK OFF, BOZO!

Riley: Cool

Wally: *Walks inside* Come on!

Riley: *walks in*

Wally: Welcome!

Riley: Thank you

Wally: What should we do first?

Riley: I dunno

Wally: Hmmm….

Riley: Hmmmm

Wally: *Thinking*

Steph: Holy crap he's as crazy as me!
Riley: That's very hard to accomplish

Wally: More. MORE. MOREEEEEEEE!

Riley: I need to start making more same friends
Steph: go crazy man

Wally: *Shoves more in his mouth*

Steph: *laughs* I like your new not-boyfriend
Riley: I'm going to go insane here

*The plate is empty*
Wally: All done.

Steph: Well I'll be darned
Riley: I've surrounded myself with idiot's

Wally: Well that is mean…

Steph: Yeah that is mean! Be nice!
Riley: Can nobody ever take a joke?

Wally: No I could. *He falls asleep*

Riley: *deep breath*
(Their house)

Wally: *Knocks on the door*

-an older girl answers the door, maybe 17-18-
???: Who's he?
Riley: My new friend

Wally: Yo.

???: *moves out of the way* Mom and Dad went out
Riley: Where? *walks in*
???: Dunno

Wally: Oh ok.

???: So, who's the new boyfriend?
Riley: Ugh

Wally: We are not a couple.

Riley: *sighs* She knows
???: *laughs* You guys hungry?

Wally: Kinda.

???: I made pizza rolls
Riley: Of course you did

Wally: Makes sense.

Riley: Yes, it does

Wally: Well, I can't say no to pizza rolls.

???: I knew I could count on you! Follow me young one *starts walking*
Riley: I hate you so much

Wally: *Follows her*

???: I'm Steph dude

Wally: Wally.

Steph: Sickness
Riley: I'm going to feed Roxy

Wally: Who is Roxy?

Mom: this is a family matter, mind your own business
???: *mouths* Help me out

???: *Mouths* I will. *He normally talks* I would like to ask why you are yelling at your son.

Mom: She is a girl!!
???: I'm non-binary

???: What kind of mother are you anyway? You yell at your child in public AND you refuse to use her proper pronouns, KAREN!

Mom: she is disrespecting the Lord!
(Lol, use HER proper pronouns, nice going)

(Wait…. SHIT)
???: YOU CAN KISS HER ASS AND CRY ABOUT IT WITH YOUR HUSBAND! oh wait… HE LEFT YOUR ASS

Mom: I am offended, good day! *leaves*
???: I like you already
(Bro. . . you did it again)

(I’m stupid)

???: Wait… *He sweats a little* Sorry! I messed up your pronouns a little while I was ranting…

???: I don't mind, at least you respect them, she doesn't, and she still uses my deadname
(You're good, I misgender them too)

???: Thanks. Oh, I’m Wally by the way.

Riley: Uhh, ok then

Riley: *smirks* Bring it

*One half hour later*
Wally: *Smirks* What was that about “bringing it?”

Riley: Brining in the losing you know it

Wally: …..

Riley: I was being sarcastic

Wally: I know. So what should we do next?

Riley: hmmmmmmm

Wally: hmmmm

Riley: *thinky face*

Wally: I’m pretty sure your mom isn’t mad anymore, right?

-snake noms on the rat-
Riley: Yay!!

Wally: Yay.

Riley: Consume

Wally: Consume rat

-snake slowly consumes-
Riley: When she gets to the tail shell slurp it up like spegatii

Wally: Huh.

Riley: When she gets to the tail she'll slurp it up like spaghetti

Wally: Cool.

Riley: *watches*

Wally: *Watches*

Riley: Small rats but yes

Wally: Ok.

Riley: *pulls one out of a container by its tail* Wanna pet it?

Wally: Yeah. *He pets the rat*

Riley: *puts it in the snake aquarium* Goodbye brave soldier

Wally: Goodbye.

-the day climbs over the snake-
Riley: Stupid

Wally: hah.

-snake notices and gets ready to pounce -
Riley: Sooooo close

Wally: Go snake Go

Riley: a switch! Lucky

Wally: Thanks. *He hooks it up to the Tv*

Riley: Anytime

Wally: let’s play Mario party superstars

Riley: aight

???: Riley *holds out their hand*

Wally: Well, *He shakes their hand* It’s nice to meet you!

Riley: You too

Wally: You’re mom is a jerk.

Riley: Yeah....

Wally: Why can’t she cope that you don’t want to be male or female?

Riley: Hardcore Christian dude

Wally: She doesnt act that all that Holy…

Riley: *laughs* No kidding!

Wally: Heh! We can be good friends.

Riley: *intense thinks*

Wally: Wanna play video games?

Riley: Heck yeah!

Wally: *He runs upstairs*

Riley: *follows*

Wally: *He goes into his room*

Riley: *follows*

Wally: *Turns on the TV in his room*

Riley: Sick

Wally: *Turns on his switch*

Wally: *Turns on the game*

Riley: *waits*

Wally: *Goes 2 player mode*

Riley: Sorry if I hurt your feelings when you lose

Wally: OH ITS ON!

-snake slurp the tail -

Wally: Coool.

Riley: Sickness

Wally: Yeah.

Riley: . . .
(just thought you might enjoy this) Steph: It's fine, I'll just eat the pizza rolls by myself I guess..

Wally: *Runs downstairs* PIZZA ROLLLLLLLSSSSSSS

Steph: I knew I liked you for a reason
Riley: *roles her eyes and slowly comes downstairs*

Wally: *Grabs a handful of pizza rolls*

Riley: *take a two* Thanks sis
Steph: anytime nerd

Wally: *crams the pizza rolls in his mouth*

Riley: My snake, wanna watch?

Wally: sure.

Riley: Come on! *runs upstairs*

Wally: *Follows her*

Riley: *walks into their room*

Wally: *Walks in their room*

Riley: time to eat girlie

Wally: I assume she eats mice.

Riley: Rats

Wally: Oh. Full ass rats?

Riley: I like the sound of that

Wally: So what do you wanna do? I’m kinda bored.

Riley: I would invite you to my house but.... Kinda self explanatory

Wally: Yeah. She probably won’t let me take a single step in there.

Riley: shed probably go all 'THIS IS MY HOLY HOUSE'

Wally: *He laughs* Oh man… Hey, we can go to my house!

Riley: Splendid idea

Wally: Yeah. My moms probably won’t mind. Let’s go. *He starts running*

Riley: *runs after him*

*A few minutes later*
Wally: Aaaaand here we are!

Riley: My mom is always mad at me

Wally: Is she still mad at me though?

Riley: Probably

Wally: Eh. I’ll take my chance. Let’s go!

Riley: We are both going to get killed

Wally: Yeah.

Riley: Not a terrible outcome, let's go *gets up*

Wally: *Gets up and walks*

Riley: *follows*

Wally: *Walks to her house*