me irl: hey dream can you toss my bag- throws tree outside* me irl: I said my bag- me: sorry I thought you said a tree me irl: WHY WOULD I F**KING SAY TREE
Me IRL: hey can you pass the keys? M: *throws/passes a printer*; Me IRL: I said the keys; M: I thought you said printer-; Me IRL: why the f*ck would I say printer?