God of grass

TOUCHING GRASS; SOMEONE SAYS TOUCH GRASS; YOU DON'T FEEL SUDDEN PAIN OR FEAR WHEN YOU TOUCH GRASS; YOUR COOL KID LICENSE HAS BEEN RENEWED; YOUR BRAINCELLS GET RESTORED; "MAYBE TOUCHING GRASS WASN'T THAT BAD AFTER ALL"; IT'S BECAUSE YOU GOT A DEVICE THAT REDIRECTS THE PAIN FROM TOUCHING GRASS TO THE HATERS; THE BRAINCELL RESTORATION WAS A PERK FROM RENEWING YOUR COOL KID LICENSE BY TOUCHING GRASS; YOU TOUCH THE GRASS MANY TIMES; YOU FEEL AMAZING; YOU BECOME THE GOD OF GRASS SO YOU CAN GET GRASS TO REACH TOWARDS YOU SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE ASKING YOU TO TOUCH GRASS