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119 views 7 upvotes Made by anonymous 4 years ago in MS_memer_group
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1 up, 4y,
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Imagine believing in an imaginary guy in the sky lol.
Religion is cringe.
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1 up, 4y,
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when you get assraped to death by a gang of rogue gorillas you're gonna have some explaining to God to do
0 ups, 4y,
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I'm not,because i'm not stupid enough to get screwed by gorillas.
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0 ups, 4y,
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god will make you get screwed by gorillas
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
And i will make you cry
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0 ups, 4y,
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Not after the gorillas assrape you you wont
0 ups, 4y,
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how about this stfu and i will too because like the bible said free will is not a punishable matter.
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1 up, 4y,
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im still betting on the gorilla assrape but sure
1 up, 4y,
3 replies
I mean,i'm sure that would be weird as f**k lol
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
's all good
0 ups, 4y
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0 ups, 4y,
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i just said /j with the newspaper
0 ups, 4y
Oop,well f**k sorry lol
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0 ups, 4y,
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0 ups, 4y
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0 ups, 4y
oh and /j with that newspaper
0 ups, 4y
Funny,i thought we were done.
0 ups, 4y
wtf-
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
imagine believing that the universe made itself (which we've never seen happen to anything before, and thus the guess isn't even scientific)
Atheism is cringe.
1 up, 4y,
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IMagine believing your imaginary friend in the sky made you like this.
Religion is cringe.
0 ups, 4y,
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if all Gods are imaginary, then we literally showed up out of nothing. Such events are not scientifically provable and certainly have never been seen, yet a creation by a creator is ehat people need faith to believe.
1 up, 4y,
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Nope,we started from microorganism and literally f**king evolved.
GO get me a real damn pic of god or jesus or he's fake.
0 ups, 4y,
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That's fallacious. Can you get me a picture of the middle stages of macroevolution? Can you get me a picture of any Big bangs creating anything? Intermediate filaments are often impossible to find, and there are many evolution variants to solve problems such as this, like the mutation theory. However, even this is not possible, as organisms would have to asexually reproduce for it to make any sense.
1 up, 4y,
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this my friend is a supernova
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
so? Did it create an inhabitable planet and thus create life?
1 up, 4y,
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Actually billions do daily.
0 ups, 4y
U too
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Bai
1 up, 4y
Have a good day
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
well this is off topic and extremely immature so imma quit here
0 ups, 4y
Bye
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Christianity wasn't born in gen z btw, plus it's dwindling in this generation the most since before 300 AD. And furthermore I wasn't born in gen z
0 ups, 4y
I know,cry about it
0 ups, 4y,
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what is a genz? Also the proof I was suggesting is virtually impossible to apply to Darwinism.
0 ups, 4y
A gen z is someone born in the years 2008-2022.
And cool,didn't ask.
0 ups, 4y,
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calling people or belief systems names doesn't prove anything. Why should I believe what some guy from the mid-1800s said about how the world came into being, over people that may actually have been around?
And the stuff in the Bible is repeated across several different cultures, indicating it's not just from the Bible. For example, the idea of someone doing something to plunge existence into an imperfect world is reflected in Greek mythology, as is the global Flood, which is actually reiterated in many ancient religions. Actually, the Bible isn't even the only religion that suggests that people lived longer before the Flood. In the epic of Gilgamesh, a king is said to have lived for 43,200 years.
This would make sense if everyone descended from someone who remembered the Flood. It does not make sense at all if the Bible was made up, because unlike now, people could not communicate cross country easily.
0 ups, 4y
And why should i believe a genz about his fanatsy?
0 ups, 4y,
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1) how does that relate to what i said?
2) microorganisms have many of the same rules macroorganisms have. Matter of fact, when spontaneous generation (life coming fron non-life) was disproven, the scientists pushed the theory into the world of microorganisms, which had just been discovered and certainly was not understood very well by them. In 1859, Louis Pasteur proved even microorganisms couldn't spontaneously generate. Guess what else the science community put out that very year? Darwin's "The Origin of Species", which pushed spontaneous generation back into the beginning of existence (which he pushed back billions of years) where it's sure to never be provable or disprovable.
0 ups, 4y
Yes,yes it did create life dumbass.
0 ups, 4y
That's how we were made stupid,you didn't have to go to college just to learn nonsense and go to a glass house to learn about a christian cult.
0 ups, 4y,
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we haven't seen life on other planets, matter of fact, our farthest spaceship out rn is in the KBOs. We've never been able to escape this solar system, so anything about life on planets other than the ones in this system would be based on pure hypotheticals. Lives on the planets in this system would've come from whatever created life on this one, so thst doesn't prove anything.
0 ups, 4y
Microorganisms are different,like tardigrades.
0 ups, 4y
*that
0 ups, 4y,
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Have we seen it, or does the scientific community just say so? Because if we haven't seen it, how's it any different than believing in a God you can't see?
0 ups, 4y
Yes yes we have seen it,we have seen it break and fuse asteroids to make planets and have discovered microorganisms from the asteroids.
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0 ups, 4y,
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AHAHAHA-
1 up, 4y,
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???
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0 ups, 4y,
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"Imaginary guy in the sky" that's exactly what f**king Jesus is 💀
1 up, 4y,
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You mean a hallucination?
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0 ups, 4y
I- 💀-
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