Normally I'd be mad at Epic for hacking my stuff, but I guess I'll make an exception this time-

huh

But seriously, this happened three times now-

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Buttercup: (Turns to Epic) Epic?

Epic: ?

Buttercup: Why did you do this?

Epic: I need something to do

Buttercup: (Starts tickling him)

Epic: ?

Buttercup: (Tickling him)

Epic: you know we have no nervous system, right?

Buttercup: (Stops, and just hugs him)

Epic: :3

LATER..

Buttercup: (Sees Epic being beat up, and runs over) DROP MY EPIC, YOU DORKS!!

Epic: ..

Bully: Oh crap- (They run, but get grabbed by Buttercup)

Buttercup: 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

THREE MINUTES OF @$$KICKING LATER..

Bully: (Running away, yelling for his mom!)

Buttercup: AND STAY AWAY FROM HIM!! (She turns to Epic) You okay?

[Buttercup is very protective towards friends and family. Hurt someone she likes, get ready to run, because she'll be on you like ugly on an ape--]

Epic: ..yeah..

Buttercup: (Picks him up)

Epic: ?

Buttercup: (Starts using healing magic)

Epic: ..

LATER..

Buttercup: (Gets hugged from behind)

Epic: |3

Buttercup: ..

Epic: ?

Buttercup: .. I'll be right back- (She teleports outside)

Epic: ..

Buttercup: ...

Epic: .

Buttercup: .. (Whimper)

[She was having PTSD from something that happened from 5 years ago.]

[oop-]
Epic: ..? *poof* .

Buttercup: (Crying)

Epic: ..

Buttercup: (Crying)

Epic: *hug* ..

Buttercup: ..?

Epic: :3?

Buttercup: ...

Epic: .

Buttercup: (Hugs back)

Epic: *hugging*

Buttercup: (Starts crying into Epic's shoulder)

Epic: ..*hugging*

Buttercup: (Crying)

Epic: ..*hugging*

Buttercup: (Tells him why she was crying)

Epic: ..that's... ...Ink[regular] can relate...

Buttercup: (She tells him about what happened five years ago)

[She was in a war w/ a rival gang five years before she met Epic. She ended up seeing two of said gang members (not saying it!), and became half-blind due to one of the rival gang members getting her in the eye. Which is why she wore the eyepatch in the breadstick incident video-]

[huh]
Epic: ..

Buttercup: ...

Epic: *hugging*

Buttercup: Yeah.. it hurt.. a lot...

Epic: *hugging*

Buttercup: ...

Epic: *hugging*

LATER..

Buttercup: (Making cookies)

Epic: *bored*

Buttercup: (Making cookies)

Epic: *bored*

AFTER A FEW MOMENTS..

[The smell of cookies ended up getting to Epic's nose [even though he doesn't have one-])

Epic: ?

Buttercup: ..

[The smell seems to be coming from the kitchen]

Epic: .. *goes into the kitchen*

Buttercup: (Notices Epic) -//-

Epic: ?

Buttercup: (Leaves the room, still blushing) Baka-

{Buttercup being a tsundere-}

Epic: ???

Asker: Epic, that was Buttercup being a tsundere-

Epic: ok?

Buttercup: -////////////////-

Epic: ?

Buttercup: -////////////-
Asker: Hey Epic, do you love Buttercup?

Epic: .

Buttercup: -///////////////-

Asker 2: I wanna know if Epic loves Buttercup. Please?

Epic: ..

LATER..

Buttercup: (Just chilling)

Epic: *bored again*

Selever: (Pranks both of them)

Buttercup: !!

Epic: hey-!

Buttercup: (Starts chasing after Selever)

Epic: -_-

Buttercup: (Eventually comes back)

Epic: hi

[Asker: Epic, flirt w/ Buttercup and see what happens. I triple dog dare you!]

Buttercup: Hi.

[Epic: *HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*]
Epic: *bored*

Buttercup: .. (Hugs Epic)

Epic: ?

Buttercup: (Blushes)

Epic: ??

Buttercup: (Keeps hugging Epic)

Epic: ^^

Epic: ^^

Buttercup: (Hugging Epic)

Epic: ^^

Buttercup: .. ^^

Epic: :3333

Buttercup: (Hugging Epic)

Epic: :33333333333

Buttercup: (Blushes)

Epic: :33333333?

Buttercup: I-I... I..

Epic: *chu* :3

Buttercup: (Blushes) I love you, you memelord..

Epic: :3

Buttercup: (Hugging Epic)

Epic: :33333

Buttercup: ^///^

Epic: :33333333

LATER...

(The freak accident happened again! But this time, it only got to Epic.)

Buttercup: Epic, are you okay?

{He's the same monster Nightmare was the first two times this happened-}

Epic: :\ guess I'm a vampire then-

Asker 3: And.. cue the dramatic tension a few hours later..

A FEW HOURS LATER..

Buttercup: (Got cornered by Vampire!Epic) Ah, no, please! Spare me! Spare me!

Epic: .

Buttercup: (Never dealt with a vampire at all, so she doesn't know what to even do-)

Epic: ..

Buttercup: (Gets picked up by Epic) ....?

Epic: .. :3

Buttercup: (Thinking: Wait, what?) ..?

Epic: :3

Evil Asker: (Throws a pebble at Epic)

Buttercup: ?!

Epic: ...

Evil Asker: HEY, GET OUT OF HERE, YOU.. (He realizes who it is) Oh no..

Buttercup: ...

Epic: .. *puts her down and goes to the evil asker* ..

Evil Asker: 0_0''''

Buttercup: (Hides in one of the cupboards)

Epic: *he just bites their neck and lets them blead to death and then goes back to her, only realizing she's gone* ..

Buttercup: (Opens the cupboard and tries to get out, but... gets stuck) Uhoh-

Epic: .. *goes into the kitchen to get water to clean his fangs and then notices her* ..

Buttercup: (Sigh) I'm stuck.

Epic: *poofs her out* ..

Buttercup: T-Thanks..

Epic: *gets water and cleans his fangs with it* .

12:00 MIDNIGHT..

Buttercup: (Wakes up to an Evil Asker knocking on the door)

Evil Asker: (Was being chased by Vampire!Epic) LET ME IN!

Buttercup: Sorry buddy. Nothing personal-

Epic: =>

Evil Asker: Please! ;-;-;-;

Buttercup: Sorry, but I'm not letting you in-

Epic: *bite*

Evil Asker: (Screams)

Buttercup: (Doesn't open the door after hearing the scream)

Epic: *lets go* ..

Evil Asker: (Passes out)
Asker: Epic, you do know that vampires need to drink blood, not just bite people, right?

Buttercup: (Not opening the door)

Epic: ... =>

Asker: (Realization) But don't bite me!

Evil Asker: (At 50% HP)

Buttercup: (Scared)

Epic: ..

Evil Asker: (Gets up) Buttercup, please let me in!!

Buttercup: It's still a no. Nothing personal!

Epic: ..

Buttercup: ..

Evil Asker: (Notices Vampire!Epic) 0_0''''

Epic: ..

Buttercup: (Eventually opens the door) ..?

Epic: ..

Evil Asker 2: (Throws a rock at Buttercup) Haha!

Epic: .

Evil Asker 2: (Notices Epic) .. Uhoh-

Buttercup: Ouch..

Epic: .

3:30 AM..

Buttercup: (Wakes up again to an Evil Asker being chased)

Evil Asker: (Running away from Vampire!Epic)

Epic: *hissssssssssssss*

Evil Asker: (Ends up tripping at some point)

Buttercup: (Opens the door to see what's even happening)

Epic: .

Buttercup: .. (Just closes the door)

Evil Asker: >_<

Epic: ..

THE NEXT MORNING..
[Everything's back to normal-]
Buttercup: (Wakes up)

*Epic is asleep*

Buttercup: (Goes downstairs)

Epic: *sleeping*

Buttercup: (Starts making breakfast)

Epic: *sleeping*

Buttercup: (Making breakfast)

Taki: (Wakes up) Who's making pancakes..?

Epic: *sleeping*

Buttercup: (Making pancakes)

Selever: (Wakes up) I smell pancakes-

Epic: *sleeping*

LATER..

Buttercup: (Gets hugged from behind) !

Epic: :3?

Buttercup: (Pats his head)

Epic: :3

Buttercup: .. |3

Epic: :33

Buttercup: ..?

Epic: :3?

Buttercup: (Picks up Epic) I love you, you cookie-loving memelord..

Epic: :3

Buttercup: (Kisses him on the lips)

Epic: |3

LATER..
(Buttercup, Bubbles, Epic, and Nightmare are watching a horror movie)
Buttercup: (Hugging Epic)
Bubbles: (Nervous)

Epic: :3
Nightmare: ..*just watching*

CUE A JUMPSCARE-

Bubbles: !!
Buttercup: (Holds Epic close to her)

Nightmare: ..
Epic: .

AFTER THE MOVIE WAS OVER..

Buttercup: (Hugging a scared Epic)

Bubbles: (Scared out of her mind)

Epic: it's ok..

Nightmare: that was... ok... I guess...

Bubbles: (Hugs Nightmare) 0_0''''''

Buttercup: (Hugging Epic)

Nightmare: ?

Epic: :3

Bubbles: (Whimpering)

Buttercup: .. :33

Nightmare: .. *hugs*

Epic: :33

Bubbles: *Whimpering*

Buttercup: :33

Nightmare: . *comforts*

Epic: :333

Bubbles: (Whimpering)

Buttercup: (Kisses Epic on the forehead)

Nightmare: *comforting*

Epic: |3

Bubbles: (Starting to calm down)

Buttercup: (Blushes)

Nightmare: *comforting*

Epic: :3?

11:30 PM...

Buttercup: (Asleep, but then gets woken up by Epic)

Bubbles: (Asleep)