ME LOOKING LIKE SHIT, HUNG-OVER, SLEPT IN TILL 11:30. NEW GUY IN MY ARCHERY CLASS TODAY; ME AT HOME TELLING MY STEP-MOM HOW CUTE HE WAS AND HOW HIS JAWBONES WERE ONE FLEAK AND HOW I LOOKED LIKE A RAT; MY STEP MOM HANGING ONTO EVERY WORD CUZ SHE'S LOYAL AND MARRIED SO SHE DON'T GET THE THRILL OF DATING
