Nooooo

Cmon
It’s five bucks
Who can turn that down??

*doesn't pay for it because I have my own for free*

Well it’s payment for giving your soul away

So instead of life in hell immediately it’s five bucks:)

Make it six. Then we have a deal

Does it count if I've got other souls?

Yep
Of course

This is just the first of millions of cargo ships in storage.

Since I already have mine and I am not selling it, you are welcome.