WHAT CAUSES ROWL SYNDROME IN RICH OLD WHITE LIBERALS LIKE NANCY PELOSI AND JOE BIDEN SO FAR PAST THEIR SELL-BY-DATE THAT THEY STINK? WHY REFUSE TO EXIT POLITICS EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE ALREADY STOLEN HUGE PERSONAL FORTUNES THROUGH POLITICAL GRAFT AND CORRUPTION? BECAUSE ALEXANDRA OCCASIONAL-CORTEX AND HER FELLOW RADICAL THUGS MIGHT CONFUSE ROWLS WITH PETRIFIED STATUES AND CANCEL CULTURE THEM.