POV: YOU HEARD THE FACT:; THE ONLY PART OF YOUR REFLECTION YOU CAN LICK IS YOUR TONGUE. DOGS LIKE SQUEAKY TOYS BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE PREY THAT'S FRIGHTENED OR INJURED. IN 1939, 835 SHEEP IN THE US WERE KILLED BY A SINGLE LIGHTNING STRIKE. A DIFFERENT VERSION OF YOU EXISTS IN THE MINDS OF EVERYONE WHO KNOWS YOU; WHEN YOU'RE SICK, THE ADVICE YOU GET IS TO LITERALLY DO DRUGS AND STAY OUT OF SCHOOL. SIBERIAN BEARS SOMETIMES DIG UP DEAD BODIES FOR FOOD, AND USE CEMETERIES AS 'REFRIGERATORS'. APOLLO 11 ONLY HAD AROUND 15-20 SECONDS OF FUEL LEFT WHEN IT FINALLY LANDED. THE SUN MAY HAVE EXPLODED, AND WE WOULDN'T KNOW IT FOR AT LEAST 8 MINUTES. OVER 50% OF COMMERCIAL PILOTS HAVE ADMITTED TO FALLING ASLEEP WHILE FLYING A PLANE. THE WORD 'MORTGAGE' COMES A FRENCH TERM THAT MEANS 'DEATH PLEDGE', OR A CONTRACT THAT ONLY EXPIRES UPON DEATH. THE AVERAGE PERSON WALKS PAST 36 MURDERERS IN THEIR LIFETIME. SOME TUMOURS CAN GROW TEETH AND HAIR. DURING WORLD WAR 2, JAPAN BOMBED CHINA WITH FLEAS INFECTED WITH THE BUBONIC PLAGUE. HEARTBREAK CAN TRIGGER A MASSIVE FLOOD OF EMOTIONS THAT CAN CAUSE FATAL HEART ATTACKS. PEOPLE WHO STAY UP LATE AT NIGHT HAVE MORE PSYCHOPATHIC TENDENCIES THAN THOSE WHO SLEEP EARLY. THERE IS NO PHYSICAL EVIDENCE TO SAY THAT TODAY IS THURSDAY, WE ALL JUST HAVE TO TRUST THAT SOMEONE HAS KEPT COUNT SINCE THE FIRST ONE EVER. ICE POPS WERE INVENTED BY AN 11-YEAR-OLD BY ACCIDENT; IF YOU FELL INTO A BLACK HOLE, YOU COULD SEE THE START AND THE END OF THE UNIVERSE, BIG BANG AND ALL.
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