I don’t have such weaknesses

I made a bet with my friends that I’d a virgin for the longest (they don’t know I’m ace)

people make fun of me for being a virgin but im 'bi' myself

*laughs to hide my pain*

We’re just doing our jobs as good communists

The dark humor i could make with this

The poverty line for 1 person living in the US is like $12,000, so I won't really need much to be stable.