NO BUT WHY IS THIS TRUE LMFAO-

Me, who's Girlfriend lives in Australia: Yep

yes

yessss

That is not true I’m straight and that’s not what I’d do , just saying

ok thats great, i just found this funny and kinda true, but im sorry if you take offense to this

Well it is offensive 😑

I wouldn't care care if I have to take an airplane.

i love this im following

Not true