Finally introducing malice Brekon! You should probably help Brekon with this...

*basically ancient armor with the Vah Ruta helm but more mechanical like a cross between a scout and a person*
Divine Guard: What is going on here?

Brekon: “I advise you either help me or run!” *shoots a laser at Malice Brekon*

Divine Guard: *sees the malice and gets out a Guardian Spear ++*

*Malice Brekon stabs a guardian arm into the ground, causing fountains of malice to spring up in a line*

Divine Guard: Woaaah

*Brekon dodges it and slashes Malice Brekon with his guardian sword*

Divine Guard: *lunges at malice brekon*

*Malice Brekon throws you into a tree*

Akumu: *came across the battle since she sorta was lured in by the malice*

Brekon: “Yeah.”

Akumu: need some help?

Brekon: “Collect the goodness.”

Akumu: k
*she picks up some*

*Brekon keeps sculpting*

*holds out some goodness ofr brekon*

Brekon: “Thanks.” *finishes sculpting*

Akumu: Interesting

*Brekon takes the goodness and pours it on the statue*

Akumu: *watches*

Brekon: “Or not. Your choice.”

Akumu: I'm sorry, but who is the one that can teleport?

Brekon: “Fair. But you can’t beat him on your own meet me at Tarrey town!” *jumps away*

Akumu: *rolls eyes and teleports to tarrey town just as malicekon recovers*

*Brekon is there, scooping up goodness*

Akumu: Is this your like goodness farming spot?

Brekon: “Yes.”

Akumu: And why do we need it- I mean like are you really ok with two of you strolling around hyrule?

Brekon: “I have an idea.”

Akumu: okaaay?

(if I dont say to Brekon, you can always assume it’s to you)

(ok)
*Akumu doesn't notice until the magical signature of malice gets overpowering, and gets hit*

*Brekon throws Malice Brekon into a hill*

*akumu seems a lot more burned now, but somehow manages to stand up*

*Malice Brekon does the attack at Brekon, and Brekon is hit*

Akumu: urgh cmon i need to have something to help...
*she sees the few prototype ancient arrows she was given*
AKumu: better work...
*she puts one in her duplex bow, the other being a normal arrow, and takes aim*

*Malice Brekon slams Brekon into the ground*

*Akumu releases the arrows and it hits Malicekon*

*Malice Brekon is thrown back* Brekon: “Go! We’ll get back to him!”

*akumu nods and yet again teleports to do some more close-range combat*

*it leads to Malice Brekon, where he is caught in a fight with Magda*

Akumu: the poor flowers. I swear that woman is the actual ganon reincarnation

Goodness Brekon: “No, shle’s worsh.”

Akumu: Yeah

*Brekon nods*

Akumu: Trust me a few yigas have encountered her and they came back acting like they met the calamity himself

Goodness Brekon: “Thlat makesh shlense.”

Akumu: *nods*

*Malice Brekon is still fighting Magda*

Akumu: i think Magda's got it

*The statue turns into a slightly larger version of Brekon but all of the lights except for the dark blue rings on the guardian eyes turn white*

Akumu: Wow

Goodness Brekon: “Hello.”

Akumu: IT'S ALI- Wait. *turns to goodness brekon* what are your pronouns, i would rather be correct when insulting you or something

Both Brekons: “What do you mean?”

Akumu: eh nevermind then

Brekon: “Huh.”

Akumu: So we going to be beating up some calamity ganon vomit?

Goodness Brekon: “Shlure.”

Akumu: Nice

*the Brekons keep fighting. Normal Brekon is losing*

*Akumu sneak attacks, teleporting behind malice brekon and using her demon carver*

*Malice Brekon turns around and stares at her creepily*

Akumu: *middle finger*
(yes i made some changes to her character)

*Malice Brekon shoots a malice laser at you*

*Akumu just before the laser does any real damage Akumu poofs a distance away, out of the line of laser, but has a rather minor burn*

*Brekon slams Malice Brekon into the ground*

Akumu: *draws out her duplex bow and takes aim at malice brekon*

*Malice Brekon throws Brekon and turns to you*

Akumu: *releases the bow string and the arrows shoot at malicekon*
(I'm calling him malicekon because it's shorter then malice brekon)

Goodness Brekon: “Thley’re evenly mashled.”

Akumu: WHat?

Brekon: “He said that they’re evenly matched*

Akumu: oh

(ok) *the arrows teleport away (like the sheikah slate teleport, with energy and stuff but it’s red) when they hit the armor*

Akumu: wha-?

*Brekon throws a vial of goodness at Malice Brekon, stunning him*

Akumu: Good to know you still have some
*akumu rushes in with her demon carver again and slashes malicekon*

*the demon carver teleports away after a few hits*

Akumu: cmon
(by away do you mean gone or a few feet away)

(stuck in a tree in the distance, Akumu can see it glittering in the sunlight)

*Akumu teleports to her demon carver to collect it*

*Malice Brekon slams two guardian arms into the ground, sending up fountains of malice in a line*

(towards who?)

Brekon: “Huh huh. Hey guys! I think that we are a force to be Brekoned with, right!?” *Goodness Brekon groans*

*Akumu snickers*

Brekon: *snorts* “Let’s go.”

AKumu: I'm coming too

*The Brekons jump after Malice Brekon*

*akumu simply teleports to where they last saw malicekon*

*He isn’t there, but there’s a trail of malice*

Akumu: I say we just follow that

Brekon: “Yeah.”

Akumu: *starts following the path*

Brekon: “Yeah.”

Akumu: *watches the chaos*

*Brekon has popcorn* Goodness Brekon: “Hey, plut thlat away!” Brekon: “Fine.”

Akumu: I dunno that seems like a good idea

Brekon: “Meh.”

Akumu: *enjoying the wonderful show*

*Lasers and flowers and malice and laser flowers are flying everywhere*

Akumu: The poor people

Brekon: “Yeah.”

AKumu: i think the ganon vomit is gonna die by magda

Brekon: “I need a lot of goodness.”

Akumu: to work against him? sure. I'm just gonna head to robbie's and see if Robbie has any actual ancient arows since those seem to harm the dude

Brekon: "Okay. I have a really cool plan though."

Akumu: right
*she poofs away and comes back around 10-15min later*

*Brekon is sculpting something*

Akumu: Sooo... i only managed to get a few more arrows with what I had on me. *notices Brekon* Whatcha doing?

Brekon: “I’m making a goodness Brekon.” *the top half of the statue looks like the top half of brekon*

Akumu: No offense but how are you going to bring it to life?

Brekon: “Goodness. Lots of it.”

Akumu: oh