Del Announcement

this
site
is
crazy
as
f**k

I know 😭

who tf-
like how do I explain this

*waits*

nvm
Folie_A_Deux explained it

LMAO

I mean like
How do these people have a husband
and a son
and all that sort of bullshit like-
wtf?
youre too young to have a son/daughter or a wife/husband
like
wtf
bro
like
are
you
on
drugs?
Familphobia?

it's kind of complicated to explain.

hmmm
ok

Adoption basically. I got adopted by Del :)

uhm ok

what are you talking about????? youre too young to have a kid!!!!!

imgflip kid amber 😭

whats imgflip???????

....you wont understand amber :|

i just searched it up and its just some obscure website but it has memes that r funny

yeah well its rlly cool

yeah people make really funny memes there

omg two people found us

ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!! run!!!!!!!!

okay sure

lol the principal fell in mud so it looks like he pooped himself

WHO DID THAT

*justin throws another paper ball*

oh

we can pretend to be a walker

yeah

come on becky omg why are you so slow >:| *runs* ew the principal saw us

the principal, is like, SOOOOOO FAT

lol

oh look a tree lets go climb it

okay but be careful

:O JUSTIN?!

hes rlly stupid lol he got held back a year

lol well we should run

hes so fat he tripped over lol

*all the walkers laugh*

justin: I’M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT

*climbs up to the top*

*does the same*

he should

i hate that guy >:|

*shoves him over into mud*
HEY GUYS JUSTIN POOPED HIS PANTS

*speedwalks*

lol the principal still thinks were in the tree hes kicking it

*also becky*

look haha he's jumping up and down

yeah he must be rly mad lol

:O HE SAID BUTT

so bad

lol thats rlly funny

hes screaming at it now
i think hes gonna get so mad hell actually poop his pants lol

lololol

he fell on his BUTT

yay the bell rang we can go home if we want
but maybe we should stay up here longer because we'll get detention

we should like run really fast to join the crowd of people walking home so the dumb principal cant find us and give us detention

okay hurry up

*runs like really fast and joins the group*

omg amber you said butt :o

its okay cus the principal sucks

okay fair

but where should we go

deeper in the woods

*gets onto the bus*

no the principal is gonna search the busses for us

lol he already looks like he did

yeah
lets go to my house so ur mom can pick you up its not too far from here
*someone throws a paper ball at us*
HEY

ikr

hes so annoying

The site where this comment exists

who are you???????

Lets just reply in 1 comment thread cuz we are sus af

Also memechat?

okay *whispers* so del like wants to marry justin beaver one day lol

yeah its so weird but shell get really mad if you make fun of justin beaver so dont do it around her

Soon i'll have a license and a truck so i might put a aftermarket radio and play the SM64 and minecraft soundtracks

josh has a cd book sometimes he puts in fall out boy and my chemical romance and panic! at the disco but this morning he played rlly scary music

Justin is actually like 30, also different ages marrying aint weird (unless if one of the numbers is below 18)

Like all of my grandpas are 16 yrs older than my grammas

what are you talking about he was born in 1994 and 2010 - 1994 = 16 so hes 16

and also del isnt like rlly old so thats weird

Its 2022 not 2010

no! its 2010!

Oh ok

Its 2010 and i'm 15, so i was born in 1994 ig, becuz in October i turn 16

omg ur a highschoolrr????? my sister is dating this guy also named josh and hes like 18

IDGAF

*makes fun of justin beiber*

he just released a new song baby like a week ago

He was born the day kurt cobain (music legend) died

hes like 16 and del is almost 13 thats rlly weird that del wants to marry him
my dad talks about kurt cobain a lot sometimes he plays nirvana and it sounds good but i like mcr better then it theyre releasing a new album later this year

Ooh thats cool

I've met like 3 other Josh's before

josh is cool and he sometimes drives me to school but he plays rlly loud and scary music i think its called asking alexandria or something like that

But thats weird bc it's supposed to be january 2022 and my bday's in October 2006, so now we went back 12 years

omg amber I cant believe you said that >:o

Josh

are you gonna tell on us?????

For what lol

escaping school

Tbh you dont wanna know

why are you saying all these weird things?????

Same question to you lol

Answer: cuz we're retards

hey wanna hear a secret?????

Hell nah, imo fishing is better than school

but were playing nintendo dsi

Ik what happened

You got suspended bc you won an argument against the principal

no josh >:(
ur not even in our class

I am everywhere

Every corner you turn
Every road you cross
Everytime you kill a dream stan

*Ronnie Milsap voice* there ain't no gettin' over me

whats a dream stan????

Came back bc my discord server drug me back

whats discord????????

what even is that in the picture???

Oh thats awesome

I dont ask girls out "laughs in nonbinary w/ dick"

dick is my uncles name lol

Dick: another word for penìs, allows men to "bust a nut" and the luxury of standing up to piss

what does bust a nut mean
also my mom says dont say piss

A minecraft blaze

whats minecraft??????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What are you

a girl…???

Oh thats nice

Girls are chill

*no i'm not hitting up pls dont attac*

i already have a bf im secretly dating brendon urie

EXACTLY

omg!!!! how did u see us in da woods?????

?

were hiding from the principal to play dsi in the woods in front of da school