Insert dick joke

Eh 20

"Did you know I am good with numbers? Give me yours so I can prove it to you."

0% pff

Well sh** xD

Ya like jazz??

0

Did you know according to all known laws of aviation bees shouldn’t be able to fly

But bees do not care what people think so they fly anyway.

https://twilightknight17.tumblr.com/post/651308227304259584/hellsite-hall-of-fame-im-not-sure-why-i-actually

*writes phone number on note and gives it to you*
Call me when your parents aren't home so we can have some fun in your bed 😏

20%

Ok lemme try again
Wanna go hard?

Sure.

(Ok, wtf
I was only joking, not trying to be literal)

Ah alright.

...

That's the ONLY pick up line you know?!

No i just wanted to see how my pickup line works on other people

So, You ran out of pick up lines?

But as a more concerning issue
https://imgflip.com/i/62mfup#com16923025

What?
No
I just wanted to see how mine works
🤦‍♂️

"hey daddy, do you have a bandage? cuz i scrapped my knee falling for you~"

20 because I would be the babyyyyy

"oh ho my, aren't we a naughty little baby~"

310

"now THAT'S more like it!, now why don't you give me your memechat baby"

bvvvvv are you serious

"would i lie to you~"

you are exciting me in the extreme and I don't know if it's genuine or not

"oh,trust me, what your feeling is genuine~"

hhhnbghh

"just give me your memechat! c'mon, my parents are asleep now, so no one will know, you do want me, don't you?

R u suicide? Cuz I really wanna do u😏😏

f**king 0 sorry not okay with that

This or

I know You just got 100% blushed up

what are these comments lol