this is the first thing I see when I get on Discord

PFF

The fact you actually took that seriously tho

WELL, I JUST THOUGHT IT M E A N T SMTH I'M EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT DIRECTLY

D o you want kids tho?

SMHHHHH TF ELSE WOULD IT M E A N DUMBASS

lmao no

IDK- that you got hurt or smth 😭

Damn right or I woulda kicked you and your stanky ass kids out of our f**king apartment

HOW WOULD IT- WHA- WHEN HAVE I E V E R BEEN THAT VAGUE

IDK
THATS WHY I GOT EVEN M O R E SCARED LIKE "omg is this code for "there's a pedo following me around" OMG I NEED TO CALL 911"

YOU THINK I'D BE T H A T VAGUE WITH SMTH LIKE THAT? AND WHY WOULDN'T I TEXT YOU INSTEAD OF DISCORD

BECAUSE I'M NOT ALWAYS ON DISCORD

I U S E D D I S C O R D
IF IT WAS THAT URGENT WHY WOULD I USE DISCORD TO GET AHOLD OF YOU

OHHHHH LMAO SRRY I READ IT WRONG
IDK-

Then why'd you take the time to comment 🤨

hmmm
idk

hmmm

HOW THE HELL

IDFK

HOW the f**k is she gonna give birth LMAO

Out of her ass idk, or mouth :sOb:

Is she gonna puke the baby oUT
or shit the baby out
OMG that gonna be scary for her bc like imagine taking a shit and a baby comes outta your ass

LMFAOOOO THE BBY WILL BE BORN IN THE TOILET

LMAOMOAMOAMAOMA I CANT

“Congrats, it’s a lil shit already.”

PLEASE 💀-