truth

MY SISTER SURVIVED
dumbass

its not about you

i hope someone shoves your p**is into a beehive and then your dick dies

who

me
*grabs a beehive and shoves your dick into it so the bees get pissed off*

cares

okay

also you no longer have a p**is

jokes on you, I have a d**do

yeah well i got your bitch preggers and i’m a girl and now we’re dating

jokes on you, i play fortnite and don't have a bitch

the bitch is your mother

ok

go clean your room vik

no

*smacks you in the eye with the metal part of the belt*

*stops roleplaying*