Marriage proposal

"send me big chungus pics or i'll send you to hell"

This is American af

I walked into your house this morning
I brought the gun from our end table
Your blood was strewn across the walls
They'll find you on your bathroom floor

YES, KILL THE DISHWASHER

look what have you done

who'se gonna do the dishes now

Oh shit
Why didn't I think of that before ;-;