A public service announcement for new moms. If you have a guy you are thinking should watch your colicky or fussy baby, maybe as payment for sex or loaning him money, I have some advice....You can do that, but you won't be a new mommy for long. Ask your mom to watch baby instead. Or better yet, call baby's daddy.
Your male acquaintance will get angry when the baby won't stop crying and your baby's last moments will be horrible sceams of pain and savage yells of anger from your boy toy...followed by silence.....then the words "oh shit! Oh no!" will fill the air. Yeah I know. That is pretty graphic, but some moms are really stupid.
