Rumor has it Joe Biden wanted to be a lawyer. But graduating at the bottom of his class didn't work out for him. So he tried his hand at politics. Nice to know.
"I AM SO INTELLIGENT, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN THINGS TO LITTLE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!"; "FOR EXAMPLE I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOUR REFRIGERATOR LIGHT TURNS OFF WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR!"