how the duck would you accidently-

cry

I'm offended

i'm in shock
i don't wanna get sexed :(

like, my dick isn't THAT smol, no need to cry

it's nOt eVen tHat
i just
the thought of sex makes me cry
:^
idk why
and
and
why would you sex m e in the first place

because hot

what

you hot

👁👁
you've seen my face
how
what

.....okay not yer

but I want to

i didn't understand any of that

Get up
Walk out
And move on 👽

lmao-

What if that didnt happen

Sorry, not sorry (blasts your head off in self defense with a railgun)

*self defenses your dick*
*that translates to rip it off and call the cops*

k