Another BOTW roleplay. Preferably LoZ characters, but it doesn’t matter much.

Alyx: "Not again..." They take a glowing sword out of its sheath and runs toward the lasers

Lets go
OC using: Akumu, Ex-yiga clan, now assistant researcher for Purah
Akumu: *draws her sickle and looks around for possible guardian triggers (if she isn't the target)*

*there are no guardians around. That you can see, at least. More lasers fly around*

*Akumu proceeds to poof a bit closer to the scene, not risking walking to avoid detection*

*You come across this lizal camp. One of the green lizals has an ancient tech cylinder, with a guardian eye on one end*

Akumu: *thought* where the hell did they get that? I thought Link would have cleared it out... Plus the sheikah slate would be useful I need to know where Robbie is

*lizals notice you* Black lizal: “Gah, a hylian! Who are you?” *lizal with device hides in the room in the back. decayed guardian focus on you*

Akumu: ...First of all I'm a sheikah. And secondly, I am a researcher for Purah

Other green lizal: “Oh. Are you good?” *lizal with device comes out of room without device* (oh, and the lizal with the device has blue stripes)

(noted)
Akumu: I prefer to think redeemed but yes

Blue striped lizal: “Ok. I’m Tommy.”

Akumu: good to meet you Tommy, I'm Akumu

Green lizal: “I’m Greg!”

Akumu: k then, so... what's up with the guardians?

Blue lizal: “The decayed stalker was here when we built this place. The skywatcher we found ruined by the citadel, and fixed it. Oh, and I’m Bob.”

Akumu: interesting...

Black lizal: “I am known as Asmorcalius. What brings you here, in this far corner of the land?”

Akumu: Research

Asmorcalius: "Interesting."

Akumu: Thank you. In fact, i have just recently arrived near here after a visit to the sheikah researcher Robbie. Originally actually I was going to investigate, and figure out if you were a threat to an old man such as him and... *she realizes its a bad idea to mention her original plan's end*

Asmorcalius: “I have lived here for two thousand years. If my desire were to harm him, he would be dead already.”

Akumu: k then- wait. 2 THOUSAND years? that's longer then the hero!

Asmorcalius: “Yes, and?”

Akumu: *some rambling* i wonder if you've ever died and the fact that you have been alive for a such a long period of time means that you are immune to the effects of malice which would mean that there are effectively a group of creatures that arent under the calamity control but then would that mean that the blood moon's effect wouldn't work on you guy but also if you have died does that mean that the blood moon effect works on any creature that is classified as a monster and maybe the malice removes any sort of humanity from creatures such as yourself...
(feel free to cut akumu off)

Asmorcalius: “We are not affected by malice, but the opposite: goodness. We are revived by the opposite of blood moons: high noons. Also, most creatures are neutral when not affected by goodness or malice.”

Akumu: Wow this is such an interesting phenomenon... so by high noons do you mean like every day? or is it like once a month?

Asmorcalius: “They take place between every blood moon.”

Akumu: *scribbles this down on a notepad she pulled out of...somehwere* When I return to Hateno I really should share this with Purah and the Princess! Also you mentioned that the opposite of Malice... goodness you call it is it like derived from the goddess herself?

Asmorcalius: “Yes.” Tommy: “Once, I drank WAY too much goodness.”

(yes i headcanon that malice burns)

Akumu: You can drink it? What is it like? cooling holy water instead of a burning goopy sludge?

Tommy: “Yeah. I got powers from it, though.”

Akumu: like what?

Tommy: “Like this!” *His blue stripes glow, and he floats up. He starts flying around, shooting blue energy balls*

Akumu: whoa

*Tommy floats back down to the camp*

Akumu: so like a wizzrobe?

Tommy: “No, I actually levitate and my attacks are not elemental.”

Akumu: Damn

Asmorcalius: “You may want to take a few steps to the left, Akumu.”

*Akumu does as she is told to*

*A guardian laser shoots right next to her*

Akumu: !!!

Tommy: “Yeah, gotta watch out for those guardians.”

Akumu: Do you think i could check them?

Tommy: “Check what?”

Akumu: The guardians, purah taught me a few tricks to sorta reprogram them, or at least make them neutral

Tommy: “The only way to make them neutral is tho remove the malice by giving them goodness.”

Akumu: or, override the systems

Tommy: “Huh, okay.”

Akumu: Yep. Ever since the new champions returned from the past, Purah's been going around sorta deactivating guardians till we could figure how to neutralize them

Tommy: “Okay.”

Akumu: So may i have permission?

Tommy: “Sure. I mean, they’re not mine so go ahead.”

*Akumu nods and walks towards one which is stuck in the ground*

*It turns on and looks at Akumu, locking on with a laser*

*Akumu takes out a guardian shield from robbie to cover herself, though knowing that she shouldn't risk destroying the guardian and looks for the control area that had been pointed out to her by purah*

*Right before he guardian shoots, Tommy throws a vial of white sludge with blue stripes. The guardian's red lights turn orange and it stops*

Akumu: ...Well thank you Tommy *she finds the control panel and careful opens it*

*Tommy watches*

Akumu: hmmm.... *turns to tommy* is there a tower nearby? I don't want to have to go to robbie and back

Tommy: “A sheikah tower?”

Akumu: Yep! I can override all guardians in the area from them! And last time I checked the devices purah built 100 years ago didn't survive the calamity

Tommy: “Okay.”

Akumu: Yeah, that's the kinda response i should have expected

*Tommy starts working with ancient parts*

Akumu: May i ask about the cylinder thing?

Tommy: “Yeah, what?”

Akumu: What is it about?

Tommy: “It’s an arm cannon.”

Akumu: Like that... "windblight ganon"?

Tommy: “Kind of, but it’s detachable.”

Akumu: Cool, did you make it? i mean you were tinkering around with some guardian parts earlier

Tommy: “Yeah.”

Akumu: *claps hands* That's amazing!

Tommy: “Thanks.”
(Hey, I just made a stream based on roleplaying. Interested?)

(as in botw role-playing? or just role-playing? because isn't this in the role play stream?)
Akumu: Like I know how all the history books say that lizalfos can be crafty, but I didn't think that it means that amazing at creating things! Of course, with you guys those books must be really outdated

(its like the roleplay stream but instead of making roleplay scenarios you make roleplay buildings in the city for people to go in with their characters) Tommy: “Yeah.”

(interesting, that sounds like a really cool idea!)
Akumu: *rambling on a bit about the info the books all had on monsters and wondered how different/outdated they all were, and how goodness/malice might affect all the behaviours and stuff*

(thanks) Tommy: “What? Huh? Where? Never mind.”

Akumu: *realization* OH. Sorry there-

Tommy: “It’s fine.”

Akumu: So... I dont mean to be rude but how have you managed so far without anyone coming to try and... clear out your camp

*Asmorcalius shoots a white laser at a tree, disintegrating it instantly*

Akumu: Goddesses above, how-

*Asmorcalius smirks*

Akumu: Seriously though

Tommy: “You want to know how he does it?”

Akumu: yes please

Asmorcalius: “It is part of my power.”

Akumu: From the goddess?

Asmorcalius: “No.”

Akumu: Then?

Tommy: “No one really knows, and he doesn’t tell us.”

Akumu: Huh

Asmorcalius: “It’s private.”

Akumu: k then

Bob: “Yeah.”

Akumu: I guess we sohuldnt be talking about it then

Greg: “Where’s the fun in that?” Asmorcalius: “Shut up.”

Akumu: that's true

*Asmorcalius sighs*

Akumu: Soo?

Greg: “What?”

Akumu: is it just you guys who have goodness in them?

Greg: “Huh? No.”

Akumu: Really?

Bob: “No.”

Akumu: So like do you know who else?

Tommy: “A lot of people.”

Akumu: yowzer

Tommy: "Yeah. Scattered all across Hyrule."

Akumu: Only lizalfos though?

Tommy: “No way.”

Akumu: Really?

Tommy: “Yeah.”

Akumu: so are there like bokoblins or something?

Tommy: “Yeah, and also moblins, keese, chuchus, even a lynel!”

Akumu: a lynel?!

Tommy: “Yeah, a gold lynel. He’s very gentle and polite. Why?”

Akumu: And a gold one?!

Tommy: “Yeah, he took a lot of goodness.”

Akumu: Oh so you guys neutralized it

Tommy: “Yeah.”

Akumu: but then if you guys are the ones freeing the monsters, who freed you guys?

Asmorcalius: “I already had goodness in me when I was made.”

Akumu: so presume you did?

Tommy: “What?”

Akumu: So i can presume that asmorcalius freed you guys?

Bob: “Yeah.”

Akumu: wow

Tommy: “What’s so special about that?”

Akumu: i just think it's cool

Greg: "Kind of."

(damnit we've been on this rp thread for so long I can't find the previous line that greg is replying to)

(happens to me all the time. Just have your character change the topic)

(k thank ypu)
Akumu: How would the goodness work with guardians though? Does it just shut em down?

Greg: “The malice in the guardians makes them attack people, without malice they attack ganon and monsters like they were supposed to, and goodness strengthens them and makes them fight ganon and monsters.”

Akumu: Cool

Greg: “Yeah.”

Akumu: so say if we had discovered goodness in the early stages of our preparations, ganon would have never controlled the divine beasts and guardians

(huh when did brekon get here)
AKumu: wha-?

(sorry, i got confused)

(eh it's ok)

Tommy: “Do you like pizza?”

Akumu: what?

Tommy: “Have you never heard of pizza?”

Akumu: nope

Greg: “Oh, it’s heavenly.”

Akumu: huh

Greg: “Here, lemme make some.”

Akumu: sure...?

*Greg starts making pepperoni pizza*

(where the hell did he get the ingredients from?)
Akumu: *watches with interest*

(the storage shed)

(there's a storage shed)

(the room in the back of the first floor, look at the picture)

(oooooh)

(yeah)

*Akumu watches the pizza-making process*

(wait who started making it, i forget)

(tommy)

(thanks)

(np)

*Tommy puts pepperoni on*

*Akumu is still watching*

*Tommy puts olives on*

Akumu: ok

Tommy: “Done!” *cuts the pizza*

Akumu: cool

Tommy: “Want some?”

Akumu: sure

*Tommy hands you a slice*

*Akumu takes a cautious bite of it*

*it tastes good*

Akumu: wow...

Tommy: “What do you think?”

Akumu: is so fcking good

Tommy: “Okay.”

Akumu: *sh'es finished her pizza slice*

*a guardian stalker falls from the sky*

Akumu: *draws her weapon in suprise*

*it hits the ground and explodes*

Akumu: um-

Greg: “That’s normal, don’t worry.”

Akumu: wha- HOW.

*Bob shrugs*

Akumu: *a bit wary* anything other hazards I should ? know about

Greg: “Duh.”

Akumu: like?

Greg: “Meteors, ancient arrows, malice thunderstorms, portals to another universe, things from other universes, yiga lynels, astral stone taluses, guardian rocks, the mailman, mirror food, mirrors, statues that look at you funny, Asmorcalius’s jokes, sinister trees, koroks, clouds that look a bit too solid, cars with teenaged drivers, meteors covered in malice, stars with-“ Tommy: “That’s probably enough.”

Akumu: The mailman? Why, are you guys like dogs?

Greg: “What’s a dog?” Bob: “We’re not dogs. He is very dangerous and scary.” Tommy: “He usually comes around now.”

Akumu: um ok?

*the postman from Twilight Princess appears in the horizon, rapidly growing closer*

Akumu: What- how is he running so fast-

*the lizals scream. As the postman gets closer, you can see that he has glowing red eyes*

Akumu: oh. Well- i- hylia be damned- the calamity's coming

*the postman throws a bomb at the fort and rushes by*

Akumu: WHAT IN THE NAME OF HYLIA WAS THAT

*Asmorcalius grabs the bomb and throws it*

Akumu: *watches with actual fear*

*the bomb explodes in midair*