do it

You’re pretty

It’s supposed to be a roast not a compliment lol

It’s something you’ve never heard before

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

If people like you qualified for what people call "handsome" trust me, the earth will be filled with single ladies.

If people like you qualified for what people call “smart” the earth would collapse

Is that right? And what exactly have you accomplished in your life that makes you "smart" Einstein?

I have an IQ of 151

and?

Einstein had 160

Honestly Yes, you may be right but then again, I like what i do but what do we call people like you who go about talking trash? A trash can.

If I’m a trash can, then I’m unloading my contents into you, the dumpster truck.

well he's dead anyway

So are your memes

151 x 0 is still 0

What has that got to do with anything

I think i replied-

lol

Rp now?

we did a good fight

Until GRAMMARLY

My grammar? Seriously? THAT is your comeback? You just lost the argument. Bye.

Gg

That your real iq is 0

Tf
I did an actual exam to see my IQ
The only exam you’ve passed is your passport.

jokes on you.

i don't have one

Like your grammar

mirror

that would be me reflecting off of your ugly face

at least my skin would be clear enough to see your reflection

Oh really? I am sure you also think the sky is green today. You are going blind my friend, go get a pair of glasses.

If you were on fire you would jump into gasoline thinking that the liquid would put out your flames. Your brain is the equivalent of concept cars, they seem cool but the real thing is so much worse

If you’re waiting for me to care, I really hope you brought something to eat because it’s going to be a really long time.

If you think I'm waiting for you to care, you would be wrong, like your parents were when they last said "I love you". Oh wait, they never have

If you think you could win by roasting about how my parents don't love me think again, "your parents don't love you" type insults are so old they are as old as your parents.

If you think you can counter my roast with another unoriginal parent "roast", you better try harder, unless this is your worst.

Give it up dude this was like a day ago -_-

no

i wont

Just stop.

Drop it.

um- you- um--

You're so dumb- uh- if you had a baby as smart as yourself, you'd return them to the sender

Jokes on you i won’t have one lol

okay you dont have to reproduce ur stupidity (sorry)

Unless your name is google, stop acting like you know everything

ooh good one. Which tv show did you get that from? Cocomelon?

im sorry this is too funny-

BAHAHAHA

Okay haha

You're not adopted. Your family just told you that because they're ashamed to be related to you. I guess that's less of a roast than a statement of fact though.

why not?

I'm not really the roasting type, I'm more of a compliment type.. sorry