How Many???

The IRS returned my 1040 to me. Apparently, they didn't like my answer in the section on how many dependents I have. I wrote, "Approximately 20M illegal aliens, 2M drug addicts, 6M non-working sponges, 2M incarcerated criminals, not to mention 246K worthless federal workers in D.C."; The IRS stated that the answer is "unacceptable." I wrote back and asked, "Why, who'd I miss?"; Ron Jensen on FB