Stupid fnaf joke go brr

YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME

I can commit arson.

I can survive arson

But do can I

Wha5

So* I blame autocorrect for that one

Yeah, my autocorrect likes to jump in when my spelling is perfectly fine for some reason.

Weird

Anyways, let’s continue *ignites myself, the flame on my tail grows larger*

*voice becomes ewrrape and starts screaminf WAKE ME UP*

If you thought I was gonna make the joke I’m not. All I’m saying is I can permanently set that Halloween costume on fire.

Yes

*epicly chugs 32 ounce freddy fountain drink*

Ok, I’m leaving now, *flies away*

Okeh

No lol

WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAAAVE ME
*Meanwhile Freddy in the background: c o n c e r n*

How about I shut you down instead?

*Well technically springtrap's a guy so no lol*
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME

(I know lol)

Ayo Mr. White, some dude in a Halloween costume wants me to say his name.

And for my next joke, I’ll call you Dr. Heisenburg

Also I don’t know your name *I do*

Willam afton

Ah now I remember, you’re that little shit that killed some kids. Lol enjoy your Halloween costume.

Already did
10/10 on painfulness tho

Oh wait I’m forgetting something.

*rips Springtrap’s left arm off*

*turns into a nut*

Now you look even worse… I didn’t think it was possible.

Zad

*laughs*

And?

And deez nuts

I’m still a dragon lol

Lol