Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, I have returned and as you can see, I am not dead.

No one ever said you was dead. We said you was an egg.

I never said I was dead.
I said I want to eat eggs because egg

But have you ever tasted an ostrich egg? Checkmate!

I held one and cracked it over my head once
Maybe I could taste the ostrich when the blood and goo started going in my mouth.

Ostrich eggs are like duck eggs. FLAVOR COUNTRY!

Did I miss anything?

Ig failed to impeach op I think

Obama died

Have you ever seen photos of Michael, I mean Michelle Obama pregnant? Did you know that Barack Obama once had a close bond to his transgender nurse when he was a teen? Ever wonder why Barack has referred to Michelle as "Michael" on so many occasions? Ever wonder why Obama's own brother Malik once tweeted "Is Michelle Michael"? Ever wonder why on earth a woman would have such muscular arms, an Adams apple, and a noticeable bulge in the groin area of "her" dress? Ever wonder why facial recognition identifies "Michelle" Obama as male in old photos?