*chucks a ball at light speed*

And I have mine
*Slips hand into her pants and begins rubbing gently*

their secret weapon comes from the middle east and is a camel

NOOOO! MY WEAKNESS!!

I made this image

*throws dodge ball anyway at her*
Kira: I ain't no simp and besides I'm gay

Ofc they did

Can I pound her while were playing

Excuse me what
That means you’re doing this in public

Oh yeah! Well after the game on the locker room

Ohhh I see
What if she’s unwilling?