now im gonna pull a sly on my other drug lord friend who also works with me and give him 5 when i have 15 dollars

im getting closer to running a drug ring in school rn

What the fu-

???

You as a person scare me

im not that scary im just doing a quick cash grab so i can enjoy myself and bribe myself out of trouble later now all i really need is ppl to watch clients my ppl will sell to to make sure they dont snitch

You’re actually stupid for selling drugs, what if you get caught? Then you’ll really be in trouble 👿

ay money is money im only doing it so i can get out of here faster

Dude
It’s a terrible idea

yeah but this is the fastest way to get the cash i need, 20$ to possibly 80$ a week is better than 5$ a week with minimal risk which they are pretty lenient on the rules a kid got caught with weed only got a warning and he got his weed back

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, MARIO IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERF**KER HE KILLED MY F**KING MINIONS. THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HAMMER OUT AND HE KILLED MY F**KING MINIONS AND HE SAID HE WOULD END MY RULE AND I SAID "THAT'S ILLEGAL" SO I'M MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. MARIO YOU GOT A SMALL HAMMER, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY HAMMER LOOKS LIKE. THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL ORIGAMI, NO FLATNESS, FOLDS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE AN ACTUAL HAMMER! HE KILLED MY MINIONS, SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA KILL FLAT PAPER! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER PAPER CRANES! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA KILL FLAT PAPER. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M KILLING THE TOADS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I FOLDED BOWSERS MINIONS YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL I USE MY CRANES, NOW GET OUT OF MY F**KING SIGHT BEFORE I FOLD YOU TOO

cant wait until you get arrested man

not out of spite but to teach a lesson

im only doing it so i can get out of where i am rn thats really all the money is some for personal spending and escape from the place im in