I BET YOU CAN'T READ THE NEXT TEXT WITHOUT HEARING PETER GRIFFIN'S VOICE IN YOUR HEAD; Chris, a little birdie told me that you haven't heard the word. My disappointment in you is immeasurable, possibly even more so than my disappointment in Meg. Chris, I want you to remember something so you don't make the same mistake that Meg did when she was your age, so you don't end up sleeping outside of the house, because I love you, Chris. Everybody knows that the bird is the word.