Help this man

watching a kid napping is pretty messed up too

That was my first thought too, "Who thinks it's normal to watch kids nap?"

I mean like, you could be watching your kid sleep

In that particular circumstance it's a little less weird, but when you say a generic "kid" that pretty well distances them from you relationally.

a kidnapper, murderer, or psychopath

Yup.

you see that nintendo controllers switch blade gif? that's one of my memes

Neat. That one's quite excellent.

yeah, it's the only time I've ever been on the front page

Psychos be like:

Watching a kid sleep is kinda weird

watching a kidnapping is uncomfortable for me because I wanted to take them.

duck

why would somebody want to watch a kid sleeping