POV: YOU RECEIVE THIS ALERT (AND WHAT TO DO IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE); NO ALERT / TEST ALERT (NEITHER OF THESE REQUIRE ANY ACTION); SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH/WARNING (AVOID MAKING YOURSELF THE PRIME TARGET FOR LIGHTNING); TORNADO WATCH/WARNING (FIND A TORNADO SHELTER IMMEDIATELY!!!); EARTHQUAKE WARNING (DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU ARE WHEN SAID EARTHQUAKE HITS); A VOLCANO ERUPTION WARNING (JUST LEAVE THE AREA, BRUH.); TSUNAMI WARNING (GO AS FAR INLAND AS POSSIBLE); DISEASE ALERT (IF IT'S AN EPIDEMIC, JUST MOVE TO A NON-AFFECTED AREA. IF IT'S A PANDEMIC, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YA.); WAR ALERT (JUST MOVE TO AN AREA UNAFFECTED BY WAR.); NUCLEAR BOMB (H-BOMB, A-BOMB) ALERT (JUST GO SOMEWHERE UNAFFECTED BY NUCLEAR FALLOUT); ASTEROID/BLACK HOLE/ANYTHING END-OF-THE-WORLD RELATED (UNLESS YOU'RE SAITAMA, THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING YOU CAN DO. YOU'RE DOOMED TO DIE. THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHAT YOUR LIFE HAS LED UP TO. ALL YOU CAN DO NOW IS ACCEPT YOUR FATE AND DIE.)