marshal the forces

Napoleon and the French army are the official army of the stream.
Note that the "French revolution" they are planning is currently no threat to the stream or the administration. There isn't any "assassination" or "civil war" on the stream (currently,) so any "war" would be handled with lawyers and political propaganda.

If you're worried, stock up on guns and ammo at pepe's guns and liquor.

Well, ya know, some people actually have something to lose if everything goes to crap. So Imma probably going to do that.

I would.

I won't stop a joke roleplay revolution as long as it remains just that. If this spirals out of control and becomes a genuine insurrection then that may require Scar's intervention.