.

dry

Bitches when you:

violation💀

i prefer the classy type, a w**re won’t satisfy me

It's mean to call yourself a w**re

you masturbate, i rape people. there are two types of people in this world.

wa-

while you somehow find a way to shove your entire arm inside of your pussy, i go outside and find random people to rape

I don't do that ._>

then why are you doing it right now

tf-
I am petting my dog

me who is texting fon and petting my dog: HUH

idk man you were born in chernobyl or whatever

I wasn't

why do you have 5 1/2 arms

what

stop digging in your asscrack

are you ok?

that’s f**king gross dude

im so confused

get the arm on your back
out of your asscrack

Yes.

LMAO

I do both

💀

I wish that was me

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Oh

My boy a rapist now 😭😭

i don’t have a dick

Wait you're a girl-
Or- trans-?

She's a girl

I think

i’m a GIRL
G O S H
i’m starting to think we’re not friends… :(

bc you're not 💀

quiet, large boat

Wait no we are I just genuinely thought you were a guy this whole time 😭😭- I'm sorry-

*bursts out of the room sobbing*

BRUH
ISAIDSORRy

*can’t hear you because LET US SAVOR EVERY MOMENT OF THISSSSSS*

SHADDUP

*cuts my wrists and blacks my eyes*

OMFG- I swear you're turning emo 😃

i already was

WELL UR TURNING M O R E EMO

it’s impossible for me to be more emo

I'm sorry come backkkkk😭🥲🥲🥲🥲-

*goes to my room and slams the door*

BRUH NO

Nar
Why'd you make her upset

*starts playing the used on my ipod made in 2004*

LMFAO

"Classy type" finna leave you when she sees that dick 💀

*looks down*
yeah i think she would due to the lack of one
too bad she’s tied up in lewd positions

Oh so you're a gay girl not a straight guyyyy

OHHHH- everything makes so much more sense now

what dick 💀

GIRL ONGGGG 💀💀💀

smaller than mine and I anit got one 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I snorted at this like a piggy