Pokes third gaming temp

.......bang

......your head into pieces with a baseball bat

Ok good

*keeps bonking you in the head and your head starts bleeding*

Get a pillow and suffocate you with it

shit hard diarrhea all over the bed

Tf

Stare at you blankly then push you under the bed

Do the logical thing and call 911 since I don’t know who you are and how you got in my house nonetheless my bed-

push you off (and i have a loft bed B))

Fair

Prepare to break a bone

Okay

Wdym

I'm a f**king moron I thought this was something different

Wha

Yes true

push u off

Fair

Kick you out and say "f**k off and go kill yourself you useless piece of shit"

Fair

go under the bed

Throw soft things at you
Pillows plushies etc

Jump out the window of my apartment

LMFAI

*lmfao

W a i t. W h a t

No homo
*kicks you in the dick*

LOL

Ouch

You know the reason why I said no homo?

No

Cuz I was going to lay there afterwards

Cuz you touched his dick?

No you f**ktard he was in my bed and I was going to lay there afterwards

💀.

Get you the f**k outta my room

Fair

You can stay! ^^

And do what?

Just lay on the bed

Not closely!

Ok good

:)