"UM, I NEVER REALLY GAVE IT ANY THOUGHT. ."; "A STRAIGHT PRIDE GROUP ON IMAGE FLIP? HONEY, ARE YOU PROUD OF BEING STRAIGHT?"; "THAT WOULD MEAN BEING STRAIGHT WAS SHAMEFUL THE WHOLE TIME I'VE BEEN ALIVE SO NOW I SHOULD HAVE BEEN FEELING BAD ABOUT IT BUT NOT ANY MORE?"; "Wait, you mean, now I have to "come out" about being a sexual normie? DECISION TREE:
A) WE NEED OUR OWN PARADE
B) "STRAIGHT PRIVILEGE"