what is your mom trying to hatch out of that egghead

Never bring your herpes sore to the casting couch!

Oh snap!

The only thing in that head is an egg yolk

I would roast you, but I don't wanna end up on your bad side, u seem like the quiet kid who doesn't have any friends

I'd be happy to oblige.

First, what is your gender?

James Charles but male:

No
I literally have 130+ IQ

Well, you called me stupid in the first place, so I had to provide evidence that wasn’t the case

Wait-
Oh
Yeah, that was dumb

srry if i sounded disrepectful

Nah fam, I was doing unsmart and you had every right to call me out on it

friends?

Narrator: and this was the start of a friendship that would last for years...

Friends

What’s in your skull?
Answer: idk… nothing?

you look like the kid who got stretched in charlie and the chocolate factory

nice phone, if you're a time traveller you should know it's 2022

I see your on the casting couch. Wear knee pads, you'll need em.

you look like that ugly guy from ratatouille

You look like that one girl in Middle School who would fake disabilities, lie about everything for no reason, and act like u have depression

You a false god

?

seems like the type who would like billie eilesh or something and say 'I knew them BEFORE they were popular'

I think your hair beat me to it