virgin

F**K YEAH I LOVE MARIO KART

Yes, and after that, we can have soggy soft pretzels with nacho cheese

bet

On the bed?

No on the go-kart track

Sure
and then after we can go out to eat

no thot

tfym?
I was confused bc he was pointing to the bed

n o t h o t

ok?

I'm sorry but
you act like you are one since you don't get the joke.

I do get the joke thats why I went along with it-

oh, ok

Are you feeling called out since you know you are one or are you just actually dumb, im not trying to be rude but like

I don't feel called out

Alright then

Ok anyways do you still need to vent?

I n e v e r d i d t b h

Oh ok
if you need to talk my dms are open

oh wow.

what?

lol

ok

kool

but im not

Sorry I’m too busy trying to seduce my grandfather’s father by being submissive and breedable