No joke/military ocs, please at least have some knowledge of deltarune ch2

(imagine simping for genderswap spamton couldn't be me)
Jae: Oh.

"Hey-! Watch it!"

Jae: Sorry. *moves to get out of her way*

"You'd better be." She flips her hair and walks past him

((Memechat?

((Sure

(holy shit femaleton)

The look in her sky blue eyes is menacing. She taps her foot impatiently. "Now get out of my [way]!"

{Well, mama has an axe. Maybe I can!} She thinks to herself, trying to take the axe, and falling on her butt.

*he laughed*
"Nahhh."

"Do you have ANY IDEA how LATE I am!? First [oncoming traffic] blocks two of NY original routes to work, and this dump is My only way left. So MOVE!"

*my

*He smiles*
"Yeah! I do.."
"I'm not moving heheh."

She grabs his shirt and pulls him nose to nose with her, being surprisingly strong.

"I WILL [hyperlink blocked] MURDER YOU."

*He moved his head back and grunted*
"I will f**king PUNT YOU."

"Fight me, [hyperlink blocked]."

((If you haven't picked up on it by now, she can't cuss XD

(y e s )
"I can, and will!"
*He pulls out a crossbow*

She she pulls out a handgun.

"i'm dead- I'm so dead-"

*AND

"ohhhh crap-"

It seems to be big talk for someone who's just under five feet tall.
"You'd better be, [small shot]."

"I'M
NOT
SMALL!"

((No, she's the one that's small. Physically. She didn't say that, it was just a thing that the narrator (i) said

(oh ncnendjendhernh im stupid aahhah)

((Lol

*He just looked and hummed*

"OI! listen to me!" She kicks him in the shin

"OW-"
"What is it?"

"I said, YOU'D BETTER BE SORRY, [[SMALL SHOT]]."

"I am!"
*he huffed and looked down*

"I said move."

"...Fine."
*he moved*

She ran to work

*He sat down on the ground*
"This is fine."

A little girl with indigo skin, some parts rougher and a bit pinker than others and deep magenta hair seems to be running for her life. She looks human, but not quite. Maybe like a monster, but not quite. Either way, we trips over a can and scrapes her knee.

"H-Hello?"

She starts crying- "I hate this closet. . ."

"hey! hey!" *He gave her a bandage*
"It's alright!"

"I-i can't find my mama and opa*- I'm scared-" She let's him bandage her knee.

((*short for 'other parent', used to refer to a non binary parent))

"I can help you!"

"R-really-?"

"yeah!"

"O-ok."

*gets up and holds a hand out*

She takes his hand

*he smiles*
"What were you running from?"

"There was this big blue lady- she captured my parents- and then she said she ran out of cages and mama told me to run so I did."

"aw."
*he loaded the heavy crossbow*
"Have any self-defense?"

She pulls out a tiny wooden sword.

"ouch..."
*he takes a axe out*
"...Here. Can you carry it?"

(Wha-

(Looks like female spamton lmao)

(Yeah that's the point XD

(poggers
im a stan for
email man)

((Btw aside from gender swapped spamton vibes how's her character design

(10000000/10)

(Tysm it took like 4 hours
(Anyways wanna rp now

(Sure!
Here's d a v e-)

???: "Hey, watch it-!"

"Sorry!"