Bonk! (Joke ocs and OP ocs allowed)

Tord:ow

Doge:Bonkethed.

Shep: aaaaaaa

Doge:Ah,another fellow who has seen the void.

Tails Doll: *puts everyone into a Sega saturn*

Doge(Baseball bat):Hey,what are you doing?

Announcer: READY, SET, GO!
Tails Doll: *zooms off*

Doge:Hm,interesting.(He dashes after Tails Doll)

*Tails Doll is just too fast lmao*

Bambi: Did you just... bonk me?

Doge:Yes.

DoyOP4: “What does horny mean? Um, do I even want to know?”

Doge:No.

DoyOP4: “Oh...kay then, I’ll be going.” *portal opens, and DoyOP4 steps through. portal closes behind him.*

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Nata: Oww, hey!!!

Doge:No h0rny.

Nata: ...

(Awkward silence moment lol)

Nata: First off, why would you think of hitting a goddess!?!

Doge:Because.

Nata: and why the hell did you bonk me!!!

Doge:because,it's as simple as that.

Root: ouch :<

Doge:Bonked.

Ochako: bitch, don't touch me

(He slams the baseball bat onto the ground,causing the ground to light up with a golden color infront of him,seemingly indefinitely)
Doge:You don't know my limits.

And you....don't mind your surroundings....Release....

(Suddenly,the light below you fires up in a laser.)

*floats out the way and drops millions of the debris above as a meteor showr*

(He just swings the bat a lot,hitting as many debris as he needs to,sending it flying)

*touches his back* f l o a t

(As you touch him,there's a golden flash and you find yourself in this void,with Doge very far away)
Doge:I'll give you credit,you do better than most others,but I think it's time I start to actually do stuff rather than toy around.

As should I!

Doge:Best prepare yourself.
(Suddenly,tons of baseball bats appear,and start going around in a pattern)

*thinks out the pattern *

(The pattern seems completely random except for pathways through that randomly open and close)

*runs at him whilst finding pathways*

(When you get through the maze,it disappears behind you,and two giant baseball bats appear on either side of you,with a golden electricity coming off of them,as baseball bats are being launched at you,one at a time directly at you.)

*floats above the direct bats and floats higher towards the top of the large baseball bats*

(You get zapped out of the air,not taking any damage but canceling the floating)

(He stays there,waiting.)

Zero gravity! *jumps for an attack*

(He quickly sidesteps)

Can't attack, huh? *jumps to him again*

(He suddenly swings the bat)

*ducks low*

(He changes the swing's direction downwards mid-swing,bonking you on the head again.)

*crashes into the ground, big rocks kind of exploding * IM NOT DONE YET *Runs at him*

Doge:You need to be more strategic about this.

ILL WEAR YOU OUT

Doge:Ok.

Ochako: I will float you into space where you will suffocate and I can be happy with deku 🙃

Doge:Try me.

Ochako: either me or deku will beat your ass

Doge:Go ahead,try it,I borkin dare you.

Doge:Go ahead,use your ability. I dare you.

Ochako: for deku kunnn

(He starts slightly glowing gold and pulls out the baseball bat)
Doge:Just attack already.

*runs forward near ground*