Me: Mmm delicious grass salad Mary! where did you get it?
Mary: I grew it...
Me: Really? How? U have no dirt on your property...
Mary: I grew it somewhere else...
Me: Mary....WHERE?
Mary: ...
Me: MARY WHERE DID YOU GROW THIS *panics a bit*
Mary mumbles: my toilet seat....
Me: WHAT DA FAQQQQQQQQQQQ *Has the most biggest throw up ever*
*RUNS*

lol

Mary: Hi! Want some salad? It good for youuuuuu

Let me out of this place

Mary: BUT WHY? I HAVE SALAD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

LET ME OUT

Mary sheds her skin revealing her true form: EAT THE GRASSSSSS SSSSSO YOU CAN FERTILIZE THE EGGSSSSS! THEY WILL GROW INSSSSSIDE YOU ASSSS MAGGOTSSSSS UNTIL THEY ARE READY TO EAT THEIR WAY OUT! EAT MY GRASSSSSS SSSSSALAD!

OH GAWD lEt mE oUT

Creature: NEVER!!!!!!!

*screams like little girl*

WHY.😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Betcha you’ll find bugs after it’s grown